Celestial Bodies

One day, in a land, time and matrix far, far, far from here, now and within, a very strange phenomenon occured. Very strange indeed. Everything was tremendously advanced. Everything was tremendously smart. Everything was tremendously efficient. The machines. The work. The business. The robotics. My word! The computers had gotten so advanced that they nearly stood on the cusp of challenging human consciousness. The computers just kept getting smarter and smarter. It was an uncanny paradox that the more advanced this little world became, technologically, the less and less the people of this little world felt. Truly felt. You see, each and every individual in this little world had and carried upon them little devices. These devices gave them complete and entire access to the matrix. And, having on their body, the ability to access any information desired, instead, they used these devices for entertainment, for pleasure. No one even saw it coming. This numbing of the intelligence, this num...

 This tale, little ones, is not a tall tale. Neither is it a short tale. Though, it may be a chubby tale. (It is certainly a gassy tale!) For it originates in the outer solar system. Deep, deep within the oort cloud. Now, when a common earthling thinks of outer space, their pea brains cannot imagine life existing there. Earthlings are very narrow minded. Life exists everywhere in Jehovahs universe! Especially in gas pockets like the oort cloud!  Well, one day, i will have you know, all of the wee little gas people were wee busy at work. And while ruv gas particle #1 stood at his post, eating his daily alotment of gas beans, squeezing his tookis cheeks into a pinch, trying to match his previous days gas creation quota, ruv gas particle #2 visited him and said, "#1, dont you ever get blue in the face?" #1 looked at #2 and whistled, straining as he pinched out one more gas cloud from his little gas particle sphincter. His face surely was blue. Still, turning his head slightly, h...

There was a lonely rainbow who lived in the ethers. Jehovah would call on him from time to time. Whenever He wanted to mark His covenant with the world. An ancient covenant. One of peace. One of love. Rainbow did not know much. What he did know was that wherever he went, a great calm, a great peace arose. As though some frustrating calamity had just taken place, one side of the sky was always, from beginning of time, dark and gloomy. Often the remnant trails of lightning streaks arched through these dark and disappearing clouds. Rainbow never got along well with Jehovah's rainclouds and thunderclouds. They seemed too mean for him. Besides, it seemed wherever he was sent, these clouds were running away. For a while, rainbow wondered about them. Did he say something to make them run away so quickly? But he recognized their inner tumult and thought it may be better this way. Rainbow liked to keep his peace. At all costs. Some of the places Jehovah sent rainbow to were filled with peop...

Once, there was a lonely and intrepid space traveler. He flew all across the universe. And did so at a time in the earth's history, when space travel was altogether a scientific impossibility. So, being the only lonely and intrepid space traveler, this lonely and intrepid space traveler had quite a bit to explore. But of all the mysteries in the cosmos, of all of the secrets of the universe, this lonely and intrepid space traveler's favorite place in all of the universe, was in fact, the earth's lonely and intrepid companion, the moon. The moon was not in fact lonely. For she had an eternal companion, the earth. The earth made her not so lonely. The earth's companionship gave her a constant and consistent friend. Two smiling stars of light, floating eternally through the universe. Eternally caught up within eachother's loving embrace. The reason lonely and intrepid space traveler appreciated the moon so much was because of the purity of the moon. He adored her humil...