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How to say 'I love you' in Binary:

One day, in a land, time and matrix far, far, far from here, now and within, a very strange phenomenon occured. Very strange indeed. Everything was tremendously advanced. Everything was tremendously smart. Everything was tremendously efficient. The machines. The work. The business. The robotics. My word! The computers had gotten so advanced that they nearly stood on the cusp of challenging human consciousness. The computers just kept getting smarter and smarter. It was an uncanny paradox that the more advanced this little world became, technologically, the less and less the people of this little world felt. Truly felt. You see, each and every individual in this little world had and carried upon them little devices. These devices gave them complete and entire access to the matrix. And, having on their body, the ability to access any information desired, instead, they used these devices for entertainment, for pleasure. No one even saw it coming. This numbing of the intelligence, this num...
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Gas Particles of Ruv

 This tale, little ones, is not a tall tale. Neither is it a short tale. Though, it may be a chubby tale. (It is certainly a gassy tale!) For it originates in the outer solar system. Deep, deep within the oort cloud. Now, when a common earthling thinks of outer space, their pea brains cannot imagine life existing there. Earthlings are very narrow minded. Life exists everywhere in Jehovahs universe! Especially in gas pockets like the oort cloud!  Well, one day, i will have you know, all of the wee little gas people were wee busy at work. And while ruv gas particle #1 stood at his post, eating his daily alotment of gas beans, squeezing his tookis cheeks into a pinch, trying to match his previous days gas creation quota, ruv gas particle #2 visited him and said, "#1, dont you ever get blue in the face?" #1 looked at #2 and whistled, straining as he pinched out one more gas cloud from his little gas particle sphincter. His face surely was blue. Still, turning his head slightly, h...
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Rainbow Dust:

There was a lonely rainbow who lived in the ethers. Jehovah would call on him from time to time. Whenever He wanted to mark His covenant with the world. An ancient covenant. One of peace. One of love. Rainbow did not know much. What he did know was that wherever he went, a great calm, a great peace arose. As though some frustrating calamity had just taken place, one side of the sky was always, from beginning of time, dark and gloomy. Often the remnant trails of lightning streaks arched through these dark and disappearing clouds. Rainbow never got along well with Jehovah's rainclouds and thunderclouds. They seemed too mean for him. Besides, it seemed wherever he was sent, these clouds were running away. For a while, rainbow wondered about them. Did he say something to make them run away so quickly? But he recognized their inner tumult and thought it may be better this way. Rainbow liked to keep his peace. At all costs. Some of the places Jehovah sent rainbow to were filled with peop...
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Lonely, Intrepid Space Traveler:

Once, there was a lonely and intrepid space traveler. He flew all across the universe. And did so at a time in the earth's history, when space travel was altogether a scientific impossibility. So, being the only lonely and intrepid space traveler, this lonely and intrepid space traveler had quite a bit to explore. But of all the mysteries in the cosmos, of all of the secrets of the universe, this lonely and intrepid space traveler's favorite place in all of the universe, was in fact, the earth's lonely and intrepid companion, the moon. The moon was not in fact lonely. For she had an eternal companion, the earth. The earth made her not so lonely. The earth's companionship gave her a constant and consistent friend. Two smiling stars of light, floating eternally through the universe. Eternally caught up within eachother's loving embrace. The reason lonely and intrepid space traveler appreciated the moon so much was because of the purity of the moon. He adored her humil...
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Blue Bison:

There once was a blue bison. It is a blue tale. Happy and true.. This bison grew among a herd of buffalo. You may ask, what's a bison doing with the midst of buffalo? Its a long story! Except its not. For he was adopted as a young bison when the buffalo family were on vacation. Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Bison grew up with quite a self esteem problem. For buffalo were indeed, much greater, much bigger and much more beautiful than a lil old bison. This made Mr. Bison quite sad. Yes, in fact, he grew quite blue. Could it really and truly be said that it was a blue tale?  For one day, Mr. Bison wandered away from the herd of buffalo. When he did, at first he was so frightened. He wandered the great savannah prairies for days, being thirsty. And hungry. Being dirty. And lonely. He wandered from sun up, 'til sun down. One side of the savannah to the other. He was searching. Searching for his buffalo family. He yearned. He cried. He turned and he sighed. In the hopes his buffalo fa...
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The Vein that connected Two Hearts:

There once was a vein that connected two hearts. These hearts were in separate bodies entirely. And this vein, in point of fact, was entirely invisible. These two hearts could be miles apart. Or right next to one another, beating on one another. No matter how far the two hearts were from each other, this vein connected them. Through push, through pull, through trial, through joy, whatever was done to separate these two hearts, not a thing could work. Actually, every other body part envied the two hearts. For these two hearts had something no other body part could have. Such a direct love never existed within the bodily kingdom. Not ever! One day, these two hearts were walking down the street together when they encountered a heart brain. This brain, scheming, trying to sow doubts between the two hearts, to come betwixt the two. And, taking aside beautiful heart, the female heart among them, brain said to her, "You know, I've seen Handsome heart galloping about with other organs...
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Radio Raisin:

Radio raisin was a special raisin. His name may in fact give it away! But... But, not in the way you think. My guess is when you hear radio raisin, you believe I speak about an anthropomorphic raisin operating a radio receiver. It's a good guess but like all of these stories, the true tale turns out to be a little stranger. And a little spicier.  This raisin was a very special raisin indeed. You see, he had, growing out from his head, a long, unbreakable antenna. Most other creatures simply believed it to be a stem. One the manufacturing factory missed. He had his origins in a California raisins box. You know the ones. It's there where he was separated from his family.  You see, inside the box, all was darkness, until one day, the box shook up a little and from the crest, a light shone in. Then. . . As soon as the box was opened, it was dropped onto the ground. The family of raisins rushed out of the box, pumping their wee little legs hurriedly, just in time to catch sight of ...
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